crimsoncosplays:

kaleidotelescope:

tabaotsi:

fluffy-moose:

dreamcherub:

maijanaru:

jessehodson:

ashazzminscreed:

toastheaven:

nerd-do-well:

spodiddly:

Just shot my can of Orange Fanta

nO NOT MY CAT

I just nailed my feet together :|

I normally don’t do these, but I couldn’t help but laugh just realizing where my hand was. I have this tendency to rest it in the middle of my thighs so I pretty much just nailed my crotch. LOLZ

Just lost my left knee, and possibly my subwoofer. neat. :(

AHH MY JUGULAAAARRRRASASDAHSAASASASFASGASFasaaaa..aaaaa….aaaaa…a…

Good bye right thigh 8D

OH GOD MY ARM!!! *face was resting against knuckles, so palm was pointed towards left arm*

……DEAD……

maybe i should stop chewing on my pens OTL;;;

Fuck. The neighbor downstairs already complained about noise after 10 PM…

Well…

There goes my left thigh, good foot, and part of my mattress.

DAMMIT

Why couldn’t it have been the already fucked up foot?

I… I have died…

(Source: prototypext3)

crimsoncosplays:

imprudentstitchez:

piratessunluck:

evilskeletonman:

gamzeelaughingalonewithouttavros:

technoskates:

meximeximan:

samparty:

my bearded party guy shirt. bearded party guy powers

currently shirtless uAu

but i’m gonna put on my bullet bill shirt on soon

so i can uh

shoot out at 3 miles per hour and kill people anyway

AXE COP AND HIS DINOSAUR WEXTER

fuck yeah

and my sweat shirt has a dinosaur on the front and on the back the same dino ROARING A RAINBOW

a striped nauticalesque shirt

i

ihave nautical p owers????

I have a Fullmetal Alchamist alchemy circle on my shirt.,…. so Alchemy powers…. HELL YES

TARDIS and Weeping Angels.

Oh fuck yes. Prob powers over time.

Lacy neon skeleton? Knew I should have worn my transformers shirt

Space Hoody.

I’m the Hero of Space. YES

I am wearing a plain black shirt with nothing on it.

(Source: otomegane)

It seems that there is quite a lot that the untrained mind does not perceive in these games. There are all these subtle connections between questions and their answer. Such as the whole business of surfacing the sunken ship. I know from playing Myst 3: Exile that many puzzles require keeping a notebook full of symbols and relationships and little notes about how things react to particular inputs. However, there is always the occasional curve ball piece of shit puzzle that was probably included just to fuck with people who just don’t expect anything that retarded out of such an otherwise elegant game.

Such is the case with entering Channel Wood. If it wasn’t for the entrance puzzle to this flooded forest, this place would be the most obvious first destination. However, rather than being protected by a lock of overwhelming complexity, getting to it is more like walking down an endless corridor only it isn’t endless, you just have to keep walking for a few fucking miles and then turn around and go back to where you started, and then walk all the back. It isn’t a puzzle, it’s just impenetrable bullshit just waiting for that man who is unversed in the few nuances that bullshit can possess at the most inconvenient times.

Anyway, now I am lost in a deserted canopy village with little to no hope of every finding my bearings ever. This is the Myst I know and love. 

Well, it seems I got a little carried away in my explorations. Due to my excitement in actually being able to figure out how to do anything at all, I completed the entire of the Selenitic Age with not a single screen cap. All I have is a cap of a page showing how to enter the Age. Not that screen caps alone can even begin to convey the entirety of the Selenitic Age—all of it’s puzzles are sound and memory based. It was pretty fun, at least until I had to navigate a maze in order to leave. Then I realized that I may very have to return seeing as how I escaped without one of Atrus’ notes. How depressing. How exhilarating. 

God, I love this game.

So here I am now. After years of harboring some kind of deep-seated obsession with the game, I have finally decided to bite the bullet and buy Myst on steam. Best decision of my life.

So I begin my journey through the game with a fresh mind. One unencumbered by the impatience of youth. So I mossy on around the dock shitting around clicking on things until I remember that the library is where the beginning of the game happens. Or at least, where I thought it happened. Long story short (because I realized I have only been taking screen caps that are useful for a journal and not for documenting a play through) after close to an hour of doing relatively nothing but reminiscing about how damn hard it is to get anything done, I try to save my game and Myst stops responding. Like it would. And after I recorded a bunch of things that change with each new game.

“Fuck it, it’s not 4 am yet.” I say to myself. So I start again and make a point to save first thing, to see is I actually can save and I haven’t just blown 6 bucks for nostalgia’s sake alone. Fortunately I have encountered no further problems. THings are looking good.